Oh noes! Someone posted a cringe comment on a video made by a "sigma male" TikToker! Unfortunately, your commenting isn't working, so you must leave the comfort of your home and embark on a quest to stop this cringey 5-year-old "sigma".

FEATURES:

• PLATFORMER GAMEPLAY
• CRACKHEAD AESTHETIC
• SCREAMING IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS PRANK

REVIEWS

"best game ever" - the real matpat fr fr no cap

"pee" - random guy

"please take me out of the game" - cringe dude :(

GET.  THE. GAME. NOW.